The Contest -
Snappy comebacks to the pick-up lines ...
a) Bet You're one of the causes for Global Warming!
b) Can I buy you a drink... or reimburse you for that one you're drinking?
c) One false move and I'm yours.
The Entries -
a) Bet You're one of the causes for Global Warming!
- Yeah, and you're about to experience a severe environmental impact.
- Your greenhouse or mine?
- Don't worry about me, I'm bipolar.
(Gary Hallock)
- And the inventor of the ball gag (or leather hood, or brown paper
bag) must have been thinking of you.
(Krysta)
- There's no danger of frostbite when you're around:)
(Punroller)
- Then by all means let me balance things by giving you the big freeze.
(Teresa)
b) Can I buy you a drink... or reimburse you for that one you're drinking?
- I guess you owe me one, cause I'm about to throw this one in your face.
- No thanks. If I'm talking to you, I must be pretty drunk already.
- If you can't, I doubt you'll get very far in this place.
(Gary Hallock)
- You could, but it's not going to get you anywhere.
(Punroller)
c) One false move and I'm yours.
- You'd take me in spite of all my false? What a man!
- Well I guess I'll be stuck right here all night then.
- If you watch closely you'll see both of them move, and they're real.
- I hope you won't take this the wrong way. Go f**k yourself!
(Gary Hallock)
- Thanks for the warning - I'll stand still till you go away.
(Krysta)
- Make any other kind of move and you'll see my lawyer
(Punroller)
- Yeah, and I'll just bet - - - TWO falsies and you'd be outta here.
(Rose Roever)
The Results :
The winner was Teresa.
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