The Contest :
Answer these questions about Spike Milligan
1. Where was Spike Milligan born?
2. At what age did he make his first stage appearance?
3. Who played a hand in Spike's downfall?
4. What according to Milligan made Nelson's hat white?
5. And what (still according to Spike naturally) would be
the correct pronunciation of Madame Legerts?
The Entries :
Not a single entry.
The Correct Answers :
1. Ahmednagar in India.
2. At the age of 8, in a school play.
3. Mussolini (A sequel to 'Adolf Hitler -My part in his downfall' is titled
'Mussolini His part in my downfall :-)
4.
Tis due to pigeons
that alight
On Nelson's hat
that makes it white.
(A Dustbin of Milligan)
5. "If you pronounce that right it should sound like 'My dam leg
hurts'....."
(Short Story titled Fretwork, the Shame of our Cities)
The Result :
Two wasted evenings.
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