Ah-mah-son (or daughter) Welcome !! You are about to enter a site that looks like www.amazon.com 
(after all it was intended to be a parody), but is NOT www.amazon.com. If you will keep your eye out for 
the SUBTLE little differences you are sure to notice this.

To make it easier for you let me tell you some Subtle Differences :

1) Amazon.com is the biggest bookstore in the world. We on the other hand, with just one book, are the smallest.

2) The amazon.com site has great search features. 
    We on the other hand (for obvious reasons?) have a great "Don't Search" facility.

3) The amazon.com is site is as flawless as Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca". 
     Our site is as flawless as Harpo Marx in "A Night in Casablanca."