The Absolutely Useless Dictionary

Total words found: 2849
  19th Hole - . // The only hole on which golfers do not complain about the number of shots they took.
(Henry Beard & Roy McKie, Golfing Dictionary)
  32 BIT RESOLUTION - . // Motion to spend four dollars.
(Computer Meenins, POTD, 10 Mar 1999)
  A CAPPELLA - . // Just two, please
(Victor Borge, A Helpful Glossary of Musical Borgefinitions)
  A POT BELLY - . // A guy who hides marijuana in his belly button.
(Johnny Hart, Wiley's Dictionary - BC Comic Strip)
  A-flat minor - . // The result of a piano falling down a mineshaft.
(Pun of the Day, POTD, 21 Feb 2001)
  AA AAA AARP - . // Organization for old drunks who still drive.
(E4Fun, POTD, 25 Jul 2001)
  AAA-AA - . // A club for people who are being driven to drink.
(Leopold Fechtner, POTD, 23 Oct 2000)
  Aalst - n. // One who changes his name to be nearer the front.
(Douglas Adams & John Lloyd, The Deeper Meaning of Liff)
  AARDVARK - . /ARD-vark/ Aan aanimal thaat resembles the aanteater.
(Joseph Rosenbloom, Daffy Definitions)
  Aardvark - . // Strenuous Labor.
(Dave Coble, POTD, 31 Aug 1999)
  Aasleagh - n. // A liqueur made only for drinking at the end of a revolting long bottle party when all the drinkable drink has been drunk.
(Douglas Adams & John Lloyd, The Deeper Meaning of Liff)
  Abalemma - n. // The agonizing situation in which there is only one possible decision but you still can't take it.
(Douglas Adams & John Lloyd, The Deeper Meaning of Liff)
  ABASEMENT - n. // A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth of power. Peculiarly appropriate in an employee when addressing an employer.
(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary)
  ABATIS - n. // Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside.
(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary)
  Ability - . // The art of getting credit for all the home runs that somebody else hits.
(Casey Stengel, The Left Handed Dictionary)
  Abligo - n. // One who prides himself on not even knowing what day of the week it is.
(Douglas Adams & John Lloyd, The Deeper Meaning of Liff)
  ABORIGINIES - n. // Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary)
  Abortion - . // Love's Labor Lost.
(Dave Coble, POTD, 31 Dec 1999)
  ABRUPT - adj. // Sudden, without ceremony, like the arrival of a cannon- shot and the departure of the soldier whose interests are most affected by it. Dr. Samuel Johnson beautifully said of another author's ideas that they were 'concatenated without abruption.'
(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary)
  ABSCOND - v.i. // To 'move in a mysterious way,' commonly with the property of another.
(Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary)

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