[Here's a Prayer, I found posted in Akash Ryall's office. (Principal of Bethany High, A School with about 2500 kids, in Bangalore, India.) It's a must for all teacher's, to help them keep their sense of humor through the day.]
But in a few minutes Lord, I'm going to get out of bed and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help.
Publish or Perish :
Ever wonder why God never received a permanent job at a good university?
The Reasons :
1. He had only one major publication and it had no references.
The new Vice Principal, made an announcement, over the school intercom "The staff and students would like to congratulate Mr. Green on his forthcoming marriage."
Later, when she saw him he thanked her for the special attention. He added, that perhaps, for Junior High school, she should use smaller words. It seems 2 or 3 students had asked him about his 3 earlier marriages.
If you've had enough 'Serious' Humor relax in our 'pun' zone -