Educational Humor

Prayer : 

[Here's a Prayer, I found posted in Akash Ryall's office. (Principal of Bethany High, A School with about 2500 kids, in Bangalore, India.) It's a must for all teacher's, to help them keep their sense of humor through the day.]

Dear God,
So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't even criticized or moaned. I haven't been snappy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent and I'm thankful for that.

But in a few minutes Lord, I'm going to get out of bed and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help.

Amen. 


Publish or Perish :

Ever wonder why God never received a permanent job at a good university?

The Reasons :

1. He had only one major publication and it had no references.
2. Some people doubt that he even wrote it himself.
3. He expelled his first 2 students - for learning!
4. When one particular experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the evidence.
5. He rarely appeared in class, usually just telling students to read the book.
6.Although there are only ten requirements, the majority of students can never pass his tests.
7. He may have created the world, but what has he done recently?


Vocabulary :

The new Vice Principal, made an announcement, over the school intercom "The staff and students would like to congratulate Mr. Green on his forthcoming marriage."

Later, when she saw him he thanked her for the special attention. He added, that perhaps, for Junior High school, she should use smaller words. It seems 2 or 3 students had asked him about his 3 earlier marriages.


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