Pun ny Bumper Stickers
- Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
- CAUTION: I drive like you do !
- I get lost in thought. You see, its new territory for me.
- I need someone really bad... Are you really bad ?
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
- Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.
- Honking is for the geese!
- HONK... If You Want To See My Finger!!
- Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control !
- Smiling is contagious. Let's start an epidemic.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- I'm not attracted by a girl's mind ... But by what she doesn't mind.
- ATTENTION : Loose Nut behind the Wheel !
- Total strangers need love too; and I am stranger than most.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
- Don't drink and drive...
You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- I know what you're thinking...
Shame on you !!!
- If you voted for Bush/Gore ...YOU must have inhaled !
- MAKE LOVE NOT WAR...
(See driver for details)
- The more you complain,
the longer God makes you live.
- Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away ?
I brake just for the hell of it!
- My Hearse needs body parts !
- CAUTION :
The young lady driver has delusions of adequacy.
- I've been told I'll go far in life
I hope I'm on the right route.
- CAUTION :
Driver has donated brain to Medical Science.
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