Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
Sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
Anal intercourse is for ASSHOLES.
(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
On an elevator in New York: "Elevator out of
Scrawled underneath: "Try the ones across the street."
While I wait for the perfect woman to come along,
I'm having a lot of fun with the imperfect ones!
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck !
'Witch Parking, all others will be toad.'
Nothing is more wasted than a smile...
on the face on a Playmate centerfold.
To all Virgins - Thanks for Nothing !
Deja Moo : The feeling you've heard this bull before !
God must love stupid people...He made so many !
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Sign at a Petrol Pump :
Friendly Self Service !!
Can you see the writing on the wall ? How about the scribbles ?? Get them in your mailbox Free ... once a week!