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Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

Sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.

Anal intercourse is for ASSHOLES.

(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.

Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

On an elevator in New York:  "Elevator out of order." 
Scrawled underneath:  "Try the ones across the street."

While I  wait for the perfect woman to come along,
I'm having a lot of fun with the imperfect ones!

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck !

'Witch Parking, all others will be toad.'

Nothing is more wasted than a smile...
on the face on a Playmate centerfold.

To all Virgins - Thanks for Nothing !

Deja Moo : The feeling you've heard this bull before !

God must love stupid people...He made so many !

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Sign at a Petrol Pump :
Friendly Self Service !!

Gunjan

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