Pun ny? Pick Up Lines
 

• Do you want to see something swell?
• Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
• Would you like Gin and platonic or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
• Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!
• You must be in the poultry business coz you sure know how to raise cocks !
• If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• You're on my list of things to do tonight.
• You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
• Be unique and different, say yes.
• Hand out cards that say: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." 
  And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
• If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
• I'm feeling kinda vulnerable, wanna take advantage of me?
• My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?
• Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
• I just bought a new car. Wanna test drive the backseat?
• I wish I had a swing like that in my backyard!
• One false move and I`m yours.
• Hi Jane …. I’m Tarzan !
• Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.
• I just learned CPR. Can I practice on you?
• Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
• I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
• Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
• The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
• If you go out with me, I promise to shut up.
• My lips are wrinkled. Can you press them for me?

Gunjan

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