Pun ny? Pick Up Lines
- Do you want to see something swell?
- Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
- Would you like Gin and platonic or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
- Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!
- You must be in the poultry business coz you sure know how to raise cocks !
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same
as the answer to this question?
- You're on my list of things to do tonight.
- You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- Hand out cards that say: "Smile if you want to sleep with me."
And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
- I'm feeling kinda vulnerable, wanna take advantage of me?
- My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?
- Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
- I just bought a new car. Wanna test drive the backseat?
- I wish I had a swing like that in my backyard!
- One false move and I`m yours.
- Hi Jane Ö. Iím Tarzan !
- Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.
- I just learned CPR. Can I practice on you?
- Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
- I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back
to my place and spread the word.
- If you go out with me, I promise to shut up.
- My lips are wrinkled. Can you press them for me?
So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
As long as your proposition doesn't end in a sentence !
Hey, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want you to
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