Pun fucius say...
- Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
- Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
- Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
- War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.
- It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who lives in glass house should change in the dark.
- Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
- Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
- Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
- It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman.
- Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
- Men who masturbate - come in handy.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
- Constipated people don't give a shit.
- Field salesman who cover office chair instead of territory stay on bottom.
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