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By Guy Ben-Moshe (Page 2)

A Cajun bottlegger, name of Nate
Was nagged by his wife, Mama Kate
       "It don't seem be right,
       Dat you gone all de night"
He replied, "But I muss do dis 'til late"
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Tailors, whether alone or in teams,
Favor a crease in slacks, they deems.
But I'm telling you, honey
Those lines are plain funny
Pants would look nicer without, it seams.
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Guests at my house feel at ease
When shown to their quarters they sees
There's a tin of legumes
O'er the beds in the rooms
They shall sleep under can o' peas
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A retired policeman named Ray
Bought explosive devices for play
Though he's off the force
He can still, of course,
Be out pressing charges all day
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Most animals should be loved and hugged
Not clobbered on the head and mugged
But I understand
The paranoid man
Who fears that his home has been bugged
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A farmer in Kansas named Jake
Whose tractor broke down, used a rake
"All the wheat on my land
I gathered by hand,
Which caused me my grain headache".
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The Bride of Frankenstein was a dish!
And the lonely Monster got his wish.
No more "solitaire"
For now as a pair,
They can play forever "ghoul fish"
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I've  heard  from  D.C. insiders,
Good informants and close confiders,
It may be true yet-
Gore brought us the Net,
But Web sites were first made by spiders.
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Too much 'speed' in the world resulteth
In our planet being in such a meth
       As in biblical scenes
       Those amphetamines
Have seen people being stoned to death

Copyright Guy Ben Moshe.

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