Shirley's Law :
The Chemistry Law :
The Eyeglass Prescription :
Rayburn's Rule :
Richman's Inevitables of Parenthood :
Jill's Observation :
Jill's 2nd Observation :
The Perfect Marriage Principle :
Ellenberg's Theory :
Burr's Comment on Domestic Tranquility :
The Delusory Marriage Paradox:
Nameless Laws :
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
When invited for an evening of wine, women and song
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Never argue with a woman when she's tired - or rested.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
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