Money Maxim :
Money isn't everything. (It isn't plentiful, for instance.)
Murchison's Law of Money :
Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good. But if
you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell.
Gerrold's Fundamental Truth :
It's a good thing money can't buy happiness. We couldn't stand the commercials.
Canada Bill Jone's Motto :
It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Canada Bill Jone's Supplement :
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
Buchwald's Law :
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
Carson's Law :
It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
Checkbook Balancer's Law :
In matters of dispute, the bank's balance is always smaller than yours.
Madison's Question :
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first-class?
John's collateral Corollary :
In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
Pardo's Postulate :
Don't care whether you are rich or not, as long as you live comfortably and
can have anything you want.
Billing's Law :
Live within you income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
Donowho's Law :
Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
Coolidge's Immutable Observation :
When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.
Nameless Law :
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.