Jest for Pun logo Murphy's Laws on Material Objects

Allen's Axiom :
When all else fails, follow instructions.

Boob's Law :
You always find it in the last place you look

Schmidt's Law :
If you mess with something long enough, it will break.

Kaplan's Law of the Instrument :
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs a pounding.

Paulsen's Law :
When anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

Segal's Law :
A man with one watch knows the time, a man with two watches is never sure.

Lowrey's Law :
It it jams, force it. If it breaks it needed replacement anyway.

Ralph's Observation :
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

Rosenbaum's Rule :
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Sattinger's Law :
It works better if you plug it in.

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