The Reason Why 
Halloween is so Popular 

The reason for the popularity of Halloween lies not in the origin or history of the Festival itself in my opinion. I accidentally discovered the secret while going through Ogden Nash's "Candy is Dandy" when I stumbled across ...

Don't Cry, Darling, It's Blood All Right

Whenever poets want to give you the idea that something is particularly meek and mild,
They compare it to a child,
Thereby proving that though poets with poetry may be rife
They don't know the facts of life.
If of compassion you desire either a tittle or a jot,
Don't try to get it from a tot.
Hard-boiled, sophisticated adults like me and you
May enjoy ourselves thoroughly  with Little Women and Winnie-the-Pooh.
But innocent infants these titles from their reading course eliminate
As soon as they discover that it was honey and nuts and mashed potatoes instead of human flesh that Winnie-the-Pooh and Little Women ate.
Innocent infants have no use for fables about rabbits or donkeys or
tortoises or porpoises,
What they want is something with plenty of well-mutilated corpoises.
Not on legends of how the rose came to be a rose instead of a petunia is their fancy fed,
But on the inside story of how somebody's bones got ground up to make somebody else's bread.
They'll go to sleep listening to the story of the little beggarmaid who got to be queen by being kind to the bees and the birds,
But they're all eyes and ears the minute they suspect a wolf or a giant is going to tear some poor woodcutter into quarters or thirds.
It doesn't really take much to fill their cup;
All they want is for somebody to be eaten up.
Therefore I say unto you, all you poets who are so crazy about meek and mild little children and their angelic air,
If you are sincere and really want to please them, why just go out and get yourself devoured by a bear.

~ Ogden Nash

Now you know the secret ...   you know what to do if you want your kids to have a great Halloween ! ;)

[This poem has been put up temporarily for the purpose of sharing it with the readers of Humorous Quotations and Humorous Poetry Newsletters and will removed in approximately 2 weeks time.]

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