Jest for Pun logo Haikus
by Guy Ben-Moshe 

Orderlies' breakroom
Is the place to meet a nurse
And then stretcher out
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They don't answer phone
At the S & M hotline
I guess they're tied up
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Little Prague babies
Start as a romantic game
Ending in Czech mate
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His dreams for junior
Were dimmed when son bought a cab
Though he fared quite well
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A carpenter's son
Left the Woodworkers' Union
Formed new splinter group
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July Fourth patient
Sat on a firecracker
It nearly rectum
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Great scalp specialists
Can be found in Germany
Ask for Herr Doktor
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In '37
Cannabis made illegal
By stoned face Congress
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Constipation is
Situation of person
Who can't be de-turd
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Embarrassed athlete
Thinking of perfect slam dunk
Dribbled in his pants
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Copyright Guy Ben-Moshe.
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Originally a New Yorker (until he was 19), Guy's adult life has been divided between Israel and Texas. Guy also spent over a year traveling around the world in his mid-30s, including a six month stay down under in Oz. Besides working as a CNC machinist, his passions are crocodilians, road cycling, music (guitar and mandolin), and woodworking.

After living in the Mideast for 15 years, and not speaking English on a daily basis, Guy's English syntax and grammar were in a woeful state when he moved to Texas. He says - "I was still thinking in Hebrew and saying it in English, and the results made me sound like I just got off the immigrant ship. Through writing Haiku, limericks, and puns, and partaking in the Toastmaster International speech program, I regained my English language skills -- with a vengeance! Oh, if my old high school English teachers could see me now...." . 

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