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by Guy Ben-Moshe 

Bill Gates' mom looks
At zeroes in his income
"Such a 'naughty' boy"
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Clarinet players
Are smarter than trombonists
Because they can reed
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A girl jogging nude
Started a riot today
Being in sight full
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TV weathermen
Can't throw knives very well, but
They're great fork casters
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Hours long sermon
Preacher in biblical mode
King of Babble On
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Who ever heard of
A spelling bee champion?
They only spell zzzzzzzzzzz
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Inventor of cure
For chronic incontinence
Leaked it to the press
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In choosing your friends
Beware of candle makers
They're wicked people
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Up in Seattle
Women loathe monorail men
With their one track mind
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Your Sunbather Club
Membership fees are past due
Have you renude yet?
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Copyright Guy Ben-Moshe.

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