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Computer guru
Advised me to reboot it
I kicked it again
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The legume field hands
Are on strike for new contract
They must be pead off
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The lemon pickers
And the orchard owners had
A bitter dispute
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Banana picker
Sued boss for compensation
Won case on a peel
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The least popular
Ag workers are grape pickers
They just wine and wine
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Early in the day
Strawberry crew picks the fruit
Don't show up tarty
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The corner druggist
Grew crops to brush up on his
Farm ecology
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Mortality rules!
Death, like Life, fairly doled out
One per customer
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Pictures of me with
Egg on my face are in my
Photo albumin
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A poker card shark
Caught cheating by some bad dudes
Got his Ace kicked in
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How could Switzerland
Offer better banking service
Than Check Republic?
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Basketball's founder
Deserves a resounding cheer
Like: Hoop, Hoop, Hurray!
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I love quiet tunes
I'm waiting for the album
"Marcel Marceau's Hits"
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Football scholarship
Indiana gets my son
Hoosier daddy now!?
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Are vending machines
Kosher in Israel 'cause they're
Cohen operated?
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Oranges thrown at
A synagogue wall will bring
All of the Jews
out
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Copyright Guy Ben-Moshe.
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