"If the skirts got any shorter"
said the typist with a blush...
"There'd be two more lips to powder
and lots more hair to brush... !"
The ram committed suicide
Because he was sad and blue.
He heard a singer sing that song
There'll never be another ewe.
(Michael Franklin Ellis)
A stamp collector named Phil
From licking strange stamps fell quite ill
If fact, he died rather fatally
Which is why there has been no philately.
(John S. Crosbie)
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