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Here's Yoko's version of an old Beatles number -

Oh Yeah I'll ... tell you something...
Bet you won't understand...
When I say... I really mean it...
I'm tired of holding your hands...
Sick of holding your hands !!

Just because ... I've said to you...
I'll let you be my man...
Doesn't imply... You can do...
as you please with your hands...
Sick of holding your hands !!

When you touch me... just feel happy
Don't shove it inside.........
Its such a feeling that my love...
I can't hide... I can't hide.... aaargh!!

So please... if you're not... 
careful with your hands....
I'll have to... chop them off...
and have them canned....!!
[Refrain (pardon the pun)]

If I were the Lord of Tartary
(in the 21st Century)

If I were the Lord of Tartary,
Myself and Me alone,
Myself would rule the country,
Me would go for a clone.

How easy to pass legislation,
okayed by Me and Me two,
the idea staggers imagination,
A dictatorship, that's democracy too ?

Copyright Gunjan Saraf 2000.

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Comments, Suggestions and Additions on my little rhymes are most welcome.
Gunjan