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One, Two,
Went to the loo !
Three, Four,
Forgot to latch the door!!
Five, Six,
Jane up to her tricks !
Seven, Eight,
Barged in Straight !!
Nine, Ten,
Time for Confession !!!
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
Now that you have won the Os-car,
Soon now, you'll be rolling in cash,
Forgetting when you didn't twinkle, but Flash! 
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Ding Dong Bell
Pussy's gone thru hell
Who took her there?
T'was the Tommy pair !

T'was them, without a doubt
As they kept putting it in and out
and pretty much had their way...
Till they were caught.... by the S.P.C.A !!
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Hickory Dickory D*ck
The mouse was desperate for a f*ck
But his fear of pussy
made the whole affair messy
So it hickory dickoried the d*ck !

Copyright Gunjan Saraf 2000.

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