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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Eyed the girls and had a ball,
Lots of whistles, even a catcall,
Thus... Humpty had a great fall !

Then came the cold winter breeze
and Humpty's arse began to freeze...!
though winter's sure to be a dreary thing... 
Let's wish Humpty a bouncy spring !

Jack be Nimble

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick.
Jack now show us another trick
Do it again Jack with a lighted wick.

Jack you're jumpy since you were born,
And as Jumping Jack you are known,
But Jack this little cliche never scorn...
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!"


Jack and Jill were over the hill
yet managed to have some fun
Jack still had some power in his drill...
Any suggestions to name their young one? 

Little Bo Peep
is in trouble deep
Peeping was lots of fun
till he saw this Godiva woman
Now he's lost his sleep.

Copyright Gunjan Saraf 2000.

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