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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Eyed the girls and had a ball,
Lots of whistles, even a catcall,
Thus... Humpty had a great fall !

Then came the cold winter breeze
and Humpty's arse began to freeze...!
though winter's sure to be a dreary thing... 
Let's wish Humpty a bouncy spring !
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Jack be Nimble

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick.
Jack now show us another trick
Do it again Jack with a lighted wick.

Jack you're jumpy since you were born,
And as Jumping Jack you are known,
But Jack this little cliche never scorn...
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!"
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Jack-n-Jill

Jack and Jill were over the hill
yet managed to have some fun
Jack still had some power in his drill...
Any suggestions to name their young one? 
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Little Bo Peep
is in trouble deep
Peeping was lots of fun
till he saw this Godiva woman
Now he's lost his sleep.

Copyright Gunjan Saraf 2000.

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Comments, Suggestions and Additions on my little rhymes are most welcome.
Gunjan