Punny Rhymes Page 4
 

Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, Where Have you been?
I have been to London, to see the queen !
Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, What did you do there?
I teamed up with a papparazi... so I saw her bare !
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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner,
Trying to concentrate...
But Little Jill Malone wouldn't leave him alone
as she wanted to fornicate!
How can Jack study, with such a naughty buddy
His marks are getting podgy
Except, as you guessed, he's at his best
When they're studying biology!
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Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet,
Heaven knows what that is!
Me like a fool, thought it was a stool
Don't know on what basis !!

A look in the dictionary, gives this commentary
Its a tuft, a tussock or mound !
while again I look, for those in the book
Muffet, with curds stuffed, gets round !! 

Copyright Gunjan Saraf 2000.