A day without wordplay is a day without punshine.
When the cops raided the strip joint, who did they arrest?
If I planned to stay up past my bed time to pursue amour, could I say I planned
to sin till late tonight?
When Mr. Sip's wife steps into the rest room, does Mississippi?
An optimist is a very dense fog, but a bigamist is even denser.
If you did the old magic trick of sawing a lady in half, and you put the
top half together with another lady, what you'd have is a gallon a half.
What did the mother say to her kids when she came home to find the sink
Dishes a real mess!
If the FBI augmented its postal posters of 10 Most Wanted by painting the info on coffee containers and dispensing them, would I drink my
morning coffee from a mug with the mug of a mugger?
The trouble with taking your shirts to the Chinese laundry is that an hour later they're dirty again.
Compare a mild crime, a nickname for the neighborhood curmudgeon, the
weather's conduct, a dominatrix who specializes in humiliation, and the denial of a bad flub by a golfer.
Misdemeanor, Mr. Meaner, mist demeanor, Miss Demeaner,
missed tee? me? naw!
Heard about the musician that robbed the bank...
He made off with the lute!
Mark Twain at one time was arrested but got off scot-free because the judge was in a good mood. He decided to offer Samuel Langhorne
Why was the college football star's father unhappy after he paid the school tuition for his son?
He only got a quarter back !
Years ago, scientists developed artificial sugars and in more recent years artificial fat. In 1999, scientists invented artificial
spaghetti. What was the brand name?
Why was the tired knight's butt like a mythical beast?
His Ass was Dragon
Scientists found a way to clone a bit of Shakespeare's DNA and recreate The Great Bard. Naturally, ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN were vying
with each other to get him on their networks. When they approached Mr. S with their offers, how did he respond?
TV or not TV, that is the question.
What Disney movie calculates the size of winter's drifts?
- What Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend?
- What Disney movie is about the tall-tale-telling champ?
The Lyin' King
- What Disney movie is about a gal who couldn't rise above a housecleaning position?
The Little Mere Maid
- What Disney movie is unfinished?
A Lad in...?
- What musical about a train conductor?
"My Fare, Lady"
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