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Ed Hexter

  • Whenever I hear Pavlov's name, it rings a bell.
  • I thought Hamlet was a baby pig.
  • If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  • Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned.
  • They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!
  • That was ZEN -- this is TAO.
  • Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."
  • A man opened a dry-cleaning business next door to the convent. He knocked on the door and asked the Mother Superior if she had any dirty habits.
  • Did you hear about the constipated composer? He couldn't finish the last
  • People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
  • Make Headlines... use a corduroy pillow...
  • Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.
  • It's a good thing someone invented venetian blinds, otherwise, it would
    be "curtains" for everyone.
  • Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a
    man get on a bus ahead of one?
  • If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt.
  • Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?  No matter what font
    you select, everything comes out in fine print.
  • Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.
  • I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck.
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Ed's LONG Daily Joke List was among the first humor newsletters that I subscribed too. Today I'm subscribed to over 50 humor newsletters. But I still miss Ed Hexter's joke list. Ed Hexter unfortunately died of lung cancer in October, 2000. With a mix of long jokes and punny one-liners Ed's list was and is an inspiration to me.