Puns with Zebra (& other animal) Crossings 
By James Ertner

What would you get if you crossed a bat with a lonely hearts club? 
Lots of blind dates.

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? 
A cartridge in a bare tree.

What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general? 
A military coo.

What would you get if you crossed an electric eel with a sponge? 
A shock absorber.

What would you get if you crossed a mole with a porcupine? 
A tunnel that leaks.

What would you get if you crossed a hyena with a chameleon? 
Dr. Chuckle and Mr. Hyde.

What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a parrot? 
Something that tells you everything it remembers.

What would you get if you crossed a donkey with an owl? 
A smart ass which knows it all.

What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? 
A walkie-talkie.

What would you get if you crossed a camel with a cow? 
Lumpy milk shake.

What would you get if you crossed an octopus with a cow? 
An animal that can milk itself.

~ James Ertner

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