Jest for Pun logo Puns with Zebra (& other animal) Crossings 
By James Ertner

    What would you get if you crossed a bat with a lonely hearts club? 
    Lots of blind dates.

    What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? 
    A cartridge in a bare tree.

    What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general? 
    A military coo.

    What would you get if you crossed an electric eel with a sponge? 
    A shock absorber.

    What would you get if you crossed a mole with a porcupine? 
    A tunnel that leaks.

    What would you get if you crossed a hyena with a chameleon? 
    Dr. Chuckle and Mr. Hyde.

    What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a parrot? 
    Something that tells you everything it remembers.

    What would you get if you crossed a donkey with an owl? 
    A smart ass which knows it all.

    What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? 
    A walkie-talkie.

    What would you get if you crossed a camel with a cow? 
    Lumpy milk shake.

    What would you get if you crossed an octopus with a cow? 
    An animal that can milk itself.

    ~ James Ertner

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