Jest for Pun logo Animal Puns with a difference...
By James Ertner

    What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer? 
    One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

    What is the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer? 
    One slays the dragon and the other is draggin' the sleigh.

    What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit coin? 
    One is bad money, and the other is a mad bunny.

    What is the difference between a unicorn and lettuce ? 
    One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

    What is the difference between a miser and a canary ? 
    One's a little cheap and the other is a little cheeper.

    What is the difference between an angry crowd and a cow with a sore throat ? 
    One boos madly and the moos badly.

    What's the difference between a movie starlet and a mouse? 
    One charms hes, the other harms cheese.

    What is the difference between a frog and a cat ? 
    A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

    What is the difference between a terrible marksman and a constipated owl ? 
    The terrible marksman shoots and never hits.

    What is the difference between a well dresses man and a dog ? 
    The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

    ~ James Ertner

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