There's a little known animal that begins with the letter X. It's
actually a Greek swordfish, spelled X-I-P-H-I-I-D-A-E, and it's
As Paul Harvey might say, "Now for the REST of the story."
I'd like to present an ABC primer on animal puns.
AARDVARK a million miles to put 26 animal puns in alphabetical order. I'd BADGER
you and I'd keep CARPING on the subject, until I have no iDEERs left. I'd have
no EGRETs, however, as I FERRET out more animal puns. If necessary, I'd even
GOPHER broke. Some may say it's a HAREbrained attempt; but, IGUANA tell you, I'm
no JACKASS -- and I KID you not. I'm not doing this for a LARK (although maybe
just a MITE) So don't NAG me. In fact, you OTTER try to PARROT me. But don't
QUAIL from the challenge. After all, you don't have to be a RACCOON-teur. So
just SALMON up some courage, before you take a TERN for the worse. Don't be
afraid of people saying to you, "UNICORNiest person I know." Stop
crying and VIPER nose. Then say, "WALLABY a son-of-a-gun," and start
singing, "Zip-a-dee doo-dah, XIPHIIDAE ay." Soon you'll be a
YAK-of-all-trades, and can put all of these animal puns in a book called
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