Jest for Pun logo Oldies never die...
 

  • Old ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance. (The International Save the Pun Foundation)
  • Old ANTELOPE BREEDERS never die, they just start a gnu.  (James D. Ertner)
  • Old ARTISTS never die, they just fade away. (Gunjan)
  • Old BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty. 
  • Old BURGLARS never die, they just steal away. (Pun of the Day)
  • Old DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience.  (Pun of the Day)
  • Old GARDENERS never die, they just vegetate (Pun of the Day).
  • Old GARDENERS never die. They just spade away. (Henny Youngman)
  • Old HIKERS never die, they just trail away.
  • Old HUNTERS never die, they just stay loaded.
  • Old JUDGES never die, they just slur their sentences. (Pun of the Day)
  • Old LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs.
  • Old LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal.  (Pun of the Day)
  • Old LIBRARIANS never die suddenly; they expire in 3 weeks. (Syman Hirsch)
  • Old MEDIUMS never die, they just give up the ghost.  (Pun of the Day)
  • Old PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing.
  • Old PROGRAMMERS never die, they just lose their memory. (Pun of the Day)
  • Old PROGRAMMERS never die, they just can't C as well. (Mike Bull)
  • Old SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY".
  • Old SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise.
  • Old SAILORS never die, they just don't get the drift (Pun of the Day)
  • Old SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission.
  • Old SCOTS never die, but they can be kilt.
  • Old SKIERS never die, they just go down hill.
  • Old SOLDIERS never die, just young ones.
  • Old STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded.
  • Old SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke.
  • Old thermometer makers never die. They just begin to de-centigrade. (Gary Hallock)
  • Old UPHOLSTERER never die, they just recover. (Syman Hirsch) 
  • Old WEATHERMAN never die, they reign forever.
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