Oldies never die...
 

• Old ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance. (The International Save the Pun Foundation)
• Old ANTELOPE BREEDERS never die, they just start a gnu.  (James D. Ertner)
• Old ARTISTS never die, they just fade away. (Gunjan)
• Old BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty. 
• Old BURGLARS never die, they just steal away. (Pun of the Day)
• Old DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience.  (Pun of the Day)
• Old GARDENERS never die, they just vegetate (Pun of the Day).
• Old GARDENERS never die. They just spade away. (Henny Youngman)
• Old HIKERS never die, they just trail away.
• Old HUNTERS never die, they just stay loaded.
• Old JUDGES never die, they just slur their sentences. (Pun of the Day)
• Old LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs.
• Old LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal.  (Pun of the Day)
• Old LIBRARIANS never die suddenly; they expire in 3 weeks. (Syman Hirsch)
• Old MEDIUMS never die, they just give up the ghost.  (Pun of the Day)
• Old PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing.
• Old PROGRAMMERS never die, they just lose their memory. (Pun of the Day)
• Old PROGRAMMERS never die, they just can't C as well. (Mike Bull)
• Old SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY".
• Old SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise.
• Old SAILORS never die, they just don't get the drift (Pun of the Day)
• Old SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission.
• Old SCOTS never die, but they can be kilt.
• Old SKIERS never die, they just go down hill.
• Old SOLDIERS never die, just young ones.
• Old STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded.
• Old SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke.
• Old thermometer makers never die. They just begin to de-centigrade. (Gary Hallock)
• Old UPHOLSTERER never die, they just recover. (Syman Hirsch) 
• Old WEATHERMAN never die, they reign forever.

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