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  • Be kind to your dentist - even a dentist has fillings. (Doug Aiken)
  • Two wrongs can make a riot. (Pun of the Day)
  • Gravity is a myth; Earth sucks. (Very Punny)
  • I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. (Richard Lederer)
  • Families are like fudge. Mostly sweet with a few nuts. (Theresa Corrigan)
  • Madness takes its toll; please have exact change. (Goeff Tibballs)
  • Sign on a clothing store - Come inside and have a fit. (Doug Aiken)
  • Some people are wise, and some, otherwise. (Phylbert)
  • Statisticians say "mean" things. (The Pun Page)
  • A princess gets her education one knight at a time. (J. A. Mc.)
  • The first scientists who studied fog were mistified.  (Mike Bull)
  • Don't put too many adaptors into one socket. They confuse. (Alan F. G.
  • What did one bee say to her neighbor? Mind your own bee's nest.  (James D. Ertner)
  • I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. (Donna Eaker)
  • "The picture of the horse is good. But where is the wagon?" 
    "Oh, the horse will draw that." (Helen Hoke)
  • I was on an elevator the other day, and the operator kept calling me 'son.'
    I said, 'Why do you call me 'son'? You're not my father.'
    He said, 'I brought you up, didn't I?' (Archives)
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