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Stan Kegel

  • Who did the mortician invite to his party?
    Anyone he could dig up!
  • Which president was least guilty? 
    Lincoln. He is in a cent.
  • Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness?
    There are nomad people there.
  • What is the religion of a woman who had a sex-change operation.
    A  He Then
  • Will pollution of the Grand Canal make a Venetian blind?
  • Now that congress is abolishing the marriage tax, they will be increasing the sin tax.
  • Viagra Falls Inn: For your second honeymoon!
  • Prayboy Magazine: Our centerfolds are angels.
  • The Complete Shrimp Cookbook is pure prawnography.
  • Compare a prisoner in shackles to one unshackled.
    It's the difference of a pinion
  • If you dream in vivid colors, is that a pigment of your imagination?
  • As your teenagers grow up, have you ever wished they could be desired.
  • Who originated the five day work week? 
    Robinson Crusoe was able to get all his work done by Friday.
  • If the devil lost his tail, where could he find a new one?
    At a store where they retail spirits.
  • Answer: Vitamin
    Question: What do you do when a friend comes to visit?
  • Two old tomcats were bragging about their brave exploits. "Nice looking scars you've got their on your neck!" said one. "Thanks," said the other,  "I made them from scratch."
  • Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent? The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming.
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Robert Orben once said, - "Every morning, I take a look at Fortune's 500 richest people. If I'm not there I go to work." Every week after I publish Jest for Pun, I check Dr Stan Kegel's POTD (Pun of the day) for the next couple of days to see how many of my puns made it. It gives me a good idea how I'm doing. 

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When he is not punning, Dr. Stan Kegel has been practicing Pediatrics and Pediatric Cardiology in Orange County, California for 40 years. In addition to his medical practice, he has been very active in the community having received the Humanitarian of the Year Award from the National Council of Christians and Jews and Man of the Year of the National Foundation-March of Dimes. He has served as president of the local chapters of the American Heart Association and the Jewish Federation Council.

Dr. Stan was The International Save the Pun's Punster of the Year for the year 2000.

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