Animal Quickies

Q - What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
A -  Winnie the phew!

Q - What do you get when you cross a chicken with a race horse?
A -  A hen that lays odds.

Q - What do you get when you cross a parrot with a homing pigeon?
A -  Voice Mail.

Q - What does a fish without an eye look like?
A -  Fsh

Q - What is the easiest way to make a slow horse fast? 
A -  Don't feed it.

Q - Why did the ram run over the cliff? 
A -  He didn't see the ewe turn. 

Q - Define an Elephant !
A - A mouse, built to government specifications!!

Q - What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A -  Piiig

Q - Why do moths fly with their legs open ?
A -  Have you seen the size of mothballs.

Q - How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
A - Hold its nose.

Q - Why don't anteaters get sick?
A - Because they're full of anty-bodies!

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