Blonde Quickies

Q - How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? 
A - The joystick is wet.

Q - What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? 
A -  Her ankles.

Q - How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? 
A - Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q - What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A -  They're both empty from the neck up.

Q - Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? 
A - Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q - How do you get a blond out of a tree? 
A - Wave

Q - What does a blonde owl say? 
A -  What, what?

Q - Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? 
A -  So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q - Why did God create blondes? 
A -  Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q - Why did God create brunettes? 
A -  Neither could the blondes.

Q - Why did the blonde stop using the pill? 
A -  Because it kept falling out.

Q - Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? 
A -  Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q - Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant? 
A - She blew it both times!

Q - What do a moped and a blond have in common? 
A -  They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Q - What happened to the blonde tap dancer? 
A -  She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q - What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'? 
A - 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

Q - What did the blonde name her pet zebra? 
A -  Spot.

Q - Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers? 
A - They can't keep their calves together!

Q - What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? 
A - Humpme Dumpme.

Q - What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ? 
A - "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q - Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? 
A - Because she blows the horn!

Q - What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A - She picks up her purse and goes home.

Q - What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? 
A -  Locking the car door.

Q - Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A -  The blonde --- she's eighteen!

Q - Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A -  Because they go and answer the door.

Q - What's the difference between a blonde and a parrot?
A -  You can teach a parrot to say "No".

Q - What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear? 
A - Data transfer

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