Q - What do you do if you run over a lawyer?
Q - How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Q - Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Q - How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Q - Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?
Q - How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly?
Q - What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
Q - What's the difference between a baseball player and a lawyer?
Q - How many defense attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
Q - What do you call an honest lawyer?
Q - What is black and white and looks good on a Lawyer?
Q - What do you get when you cross a lawyer with another lawyer?
Q - Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
Q - What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon?
Q - Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps
depicting famous lawyers.
Old man: And what do you do, sir?
Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer.
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