Quickies about LightBulbs

Q - How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness"

Q - How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.

Q - How many circus performers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Two. One to change the bulb and the other to shout, 'Ta-daaaa!'

Q - How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Only one, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Q - How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - Any number, but they always screw it up.

Q - How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.

Q - How many Christian scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - None. Let's pray and wait for God to give us light.

Q - How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A-  Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven to ensure Microsoft gets $2 every time a light bulb is changed anywhere in the world.

Q - How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness (TM) to be the new industry standard.

Q - How many Beta-testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - We noticed the darkness; We didn't actually fix the problem.

Q - How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A - It won't get done. He'll only promise change.

Q - How many Maoists does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Chailman Mao, is the soulce of all light and cannot be changed.

Q - How many Apple Employees does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Seven. one to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt.

Q - How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.

Q - How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Depends on what You want it to change to.

Q - How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

Q - How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?
A - It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

Q - How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!

Q - How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Q - How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.

Q - How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know.

Q - How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Q - How many managing editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A - You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!

Q - How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A - Does it have to be a light bulb?

Q - How many marketing directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A - It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?

A - One. 
Q - How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?

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