Pun with Quickies (Miscellaneous)

Q - What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?  
A -  Boo boos!

Q - Why is the red sea Red? 
A -  Queen Cleo used to have a periodical bath there!

Q - If all the women were taken out of circulation, what kind of nation would this be? 
A - Stag-nation.

Q - What does a houseboat become when it grows up?
A -  A township.

Q - Where do you find giant snails?
A -  On the ends of giant's fingers.

Q - What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?
A -  Run over!

Q - Which is the biggest country in the world?
A -  Cuba. Its government is in Moscow, its armed forces in Africa and its people in the US.

Q - Which came first, the liar or the politician?
A -  hmmmmm (thinking)!

Q - What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A -  The cold shoulder.

Q - If all the cars in the U.S.A. were pink. What would we have?
A - A pink carnation.

Q - Why was the little boy staring so hard at the orange juice carton?
A -  Because it said "concentrate"!

Q - Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A -  Because it had no guts!

Q - Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? 
A -  Because he had no body to go with.

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