Q - What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A - Boo boos!
Q - Why is the red sea Red?
A - Queen Cleo used to have a periodical bath there!
Q - If all the women were taken out of circulation, what kind of nation would this be?
A - Stag-nation.
Q - What does a houseboat become when it grows up?
A - A township.
Q - Where do you find giant snails?
A - On the ends of giant's fingers.
Q - What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?
A - Run over!
Q - Which is the biggest country in the world?
A - Cuba. Its government is in Moscow, its armed forces in Africa and its people in the US.
Q - Which came first, the liar or the politician?
A - hmmmmm (thinking)!
Q - What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A - The cold shoulder.
Q - If all the cars in the U.S.A. were pink. What would we have?
A - A pink carnation.
Q - Why was the little boy staring so hard at the orange juice carton?
A - Because it said "concentrate"!
Q - Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A - Because it had no guts!
Q - Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A - Because he had no body to go with.