Pun with Quickies (Naughty)

Q - What do you call a women that wants sex as much as you do ?
A - A dream.

Q - How does James Bond like his pussy ?
A - Shaven not furred.

Q - How are men are like bagpipes ?
A - You won't get anything unless you blow them first.

Q - What's the difference between a penis and a prick ?
A -  A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying....
       A prick is the guy who owns it.

Q - What's the biggest problem with being an atheist is ?
A -   No one to talk to during an orgasm!

Q - What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom ?
A -  A pick pocket snatches watches. A peeping Tom watches snatches.

Q - Where do gays park?
A -  In the rear.

Q - What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A -  Her belly button.

Q - What do you call a mushroom with a 10 inch stem?
A -  A fungi to have around.

Q - Why couldn't the Greek boy run away from home?
A -  He couldn't leave his brothers behind!

Q - How is college like a woman ?
A - You work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come.

Q - What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A -  They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q - How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A -  It's not hard.

Q - What is the difference between women and computers?
A -  A women will not take a 3.25 inch floppy.

Q - Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
A - Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!

Q - Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toy box?
A -  She kept sitting on Pinnochio's face, saying, "Lie to me!"

Q - Why do we have orgasms?
A -  How else would we know when to stop?

Q - What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A - A genealogist looks up your family tree, A gynecologist looks up your family bush!

Q - What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A -  A cock that stays up all night.

Q - What is 6.9 ? 
A -  Good sex interrupted by a period.

Q - Where do you get virgin wool?
A - Definitely not in Australia!

Q - Did I tell you about the worst blow job I ever got?
A - Yeah, it was great

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