Pun with Quickies (Religious)

Q - Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A -  Because it might lead to dancing.

Q - What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
A -  The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

Q - What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?
A - A roamin Catholic.

Q - Where did they first sleep five in a bed?
A -  David slept with his forefathers.

Q - What do you get when you grab a Halloween ghost?
A - A handful of sheet!

Q - Why did Moses wander around the dessert for forty years?
A - Because he's a man and men never stop to ask for directions.

Q - Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A - He only had two worms!

Q - Why did God create man before woman?
A - He didn't want any advice.

Q - At what season did Eve eat the apple?
A - Early in the fall.

Noah was a nimble cash manager. He floated his assets while the world was in liquidation.