Pun with Quickies (Women)

Q - Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
A -  Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

Q - What do you call it when a women talks dirty to a man?
A -  $3.99 a minute

Q - What's a practical nurse?
A -  One who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

Q - What's a woman's definition of the perfect husband ? 
A - A man who is convinced he has the perfect wife.

Q - What's the difference between secretaries and wives?
A -  Secretaries get a little behind at work; wives get a big behind at home.

Q - Why did the women cross the road?
A - Never mind that, what the hell is she doing out the kitchen.

Q - What three words doesn't a wife want to hear when she's having sex?
A - Honey I'm Home.

Q - What does a martini and a woman's breast have in common?
A - One is not enough and three are too many.

Q - What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A - A widow.

Q - What do you call a woman that wants sex as much as you do ?
A - A dream