Humorous Quotes attributed to Charlie Chaplin
1889-1977, British Clown, Comic Actor, Director and Filmmaker

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Acting is ninety-nine percent sweat and one percent talent. But that talent had better be good.

Action is more generally understood than words.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Failure is unimportant. It take courage to make a fool of yourself.

I hate the theatre, I also hate the sight of blood, but its in my veins.

I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only - and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth.

. . . If you step off the curb with your left foot, they accuse of being a communist.

In the end, everything is a gag.

It seems our laws are always telling us what not to do - are always keeping us from enjoying ourselves.Human beings are made just as much for having fun as goose-stepping and sweating in factories.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it needs is courage, imagination. . . . and a little dough.

Life is laughter when seen in a long shot, but it is a tragedy when seen in a close-up.

Meeting people formally is like viewing a house without going inside.

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

Wars, conflict, it's all business. One murder makes a villain. Millions a hero. Numbers sanctify.

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.

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