Humorous Quotes about
Communication

Lying is done with words and also with silence. ~ Adrienne Rich

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

If you cry ''Forward'' you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Don't you see that if you fail to do that and simply call out the word to a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in precisely opposite directions? ~ Anton Chekhov

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? ~ Clarence Darrow

Never mistake legibility for communication. ~ David Carson

People say conversation is a lost art; how often I have wished it were. ~ Edward R. Murrow

The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it. ~ Edward R. Murrow

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. ~ Frank Moore Colby

Be sincere; be brief; be seated. ~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood. ~ Freeman Teague Jr.

The greatest problem in communication is the illusion that it has been accomplished. ~ George Bernard Shaw

The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when someone asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer. ~ Henry David Thoreau

The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively, but says nothing. ~ Henry S. Haskins

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. ~ Hubert H. Humphrey

Two monologues do not make a dialogue. ~ Jeff Daly

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. ~ Kin Hubbard

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness. ~ Margaret Miller

It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others. ~ Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship. ~ P.J. O'Rourke

The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done. ~ Peter F. Drucker

From listening comes wisdom and from speaking, repentance. ~ Proverb

When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. ~ Robert Frost

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. ~ Rudyard Kipling

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. ~ Tom Lehrer

The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use. ~ Washington Irving

The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young. ~ Willa Cather

If I am to speak ten minutes, I need a week for preparation; if fifteen minutes, three days; if half an hour, two days; if an hour, I am ready now. ~ Woodrow Wilson

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