Humorous Quotes attributed to Dean Martin
1917-1995, American Actor, Singer

Be careful or six of your best friends will be carrying you by the handles. (Robin and the 7 Hoods)

Every dog has his day, but the nights are mine. (Money from Home)

Honey, if you're an average girl then I've been dating boys. (Scared Stiff)

I can't stand an actor or actress who tells me acting is hard work. It's easy work. Anyone who says it is hard never had to stand on his feet all day dealing blackjack.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Look, I've read all the books. I know that in 10 years we'll be bosom friends with the Germans and the Japanese. Then I'll be pretty annoyed that I was killed. (The Young Lions)

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

[presents his date with two empty martini glasses] When I make a dry martini, I make a dry martini. (Cannonball Run 2)

When your opponent's sittin' there holding all aces, there's only one thing left to do: Kick over the table. (Robin and the 7 Hoods)

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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