Humorous Quotes attributed to Frank Zappa
1940-1993, American singer, guitarist, and actor

If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT. ~ The Real Frank Zappa Book

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right... ~ The Real Frank Zappa Book

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble. ~ The Real Frank Zappa Book

Zappa's guide to composing...
JUST FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS:
[1] Declare your intention to create a 'composition.'
[2] Start a piece at some time.
[3] Cause something to happen over a period of time (it doesn't matter what happens in your 'time hole' - we have critics to tell us whether it's any good or not, so we won't worry about that part).
[4] End the piece at some time (or keep it going, telling the audience it is a 'work in progress').
[5] Get a part-time job so you can continue to do stuff like this.
~ The Real Frank Zappa Book

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read. ~ The Real Frank Zappa Book

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that."

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.

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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

There is no hell. There is only France. ~ You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. ~ The Real Frank Zappa Book

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

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Humorous Quotes attributed to Frank Zappa1940-1993, American singer, guitarist, and actor

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1940-1993, American singer, guitarist, and actor

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