Favorite Long Quote/Extract
God went to the Egyptians and said, "I have a commandment for you!"
"Like what?"
"Like, THOU SHALT NOT KILL."
"Are you outta your mind? We got an Industrial Military Complex going. That
would put us out of business."
So God went to the Babylonians and said. "I have a commandment for you."
"Like what?"
"Like THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY."
"Are you outta your mind? We got a group sex thing going. And let me tell
you, the grass on someone else’s wife is always greener."
So GOD went to Moses and said, "I have a commandment for you." "How much is
it?"
"Nothing."
"Good, then I'll take ten.”