Humorous Quotes about
Laughter

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another. ~Alan Alda

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ~ Anon

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. ~ Anon

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. ~ Ben Franklin

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. ~ Carl Sagan

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. ~ Cynthia Nelms

'Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate; and if a straw can tickle a man, it is an instrument of happiness. ~ Dryden

Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. ~ George Bernard Shaw

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~ Jean Houston

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. ~ Joseph Heller

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. ~ Josh Billings

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

Nothing can confound A wise man more than laughter from a dunce. ~ Lord Byron

In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal and so ill bred, as audible laughter. ~ Lord Chesterfield

Nobody ever died of laughter. ~ Max Beerbohm

If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning, say 'Good morning' at total strangers. ~ Maya Angelou

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. ~ Stephen King

A clown may be the first in the kingdom of heaven, if he or she has helped lessen the sadness of human life. ~ Rabbi Baroka

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~ Victor Borge

I want to make people laugh--so they will begin to see things seriously. ~ William Zinser

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~ Woody Allen

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