Humorous Quotes on
Law

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. ~ Anacharsis

When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. ~ Benjamin Disraeli

The law often permits what honor prohibits. ~ Bernard Joseph Saurin

Where there is no law there is no transgression. ~ Bible

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis on the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. ~ Calvin Coolidge

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. ~ Charles Evans Hughes

The trouble with law is lawyers. ~ Clarence Darrow

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. ~ David Dinkins

Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. ~ Earl Wilson

Some laws of state aimed at curbing crime are even more criminal. ~ Friedrich Engels

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~ H. L. Mencken

Laws and institutions, like clocks, must occasionally be cleaned, wound up, and set to true time. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

Every law is an infraction of liberty. ~ Jeremy Bentham

Come, agree, the law's costly. ~ Jonathan Swift

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important. ~ Martin Luther King Jr.

The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. ~ Max Stirner

The English laws punish vice; the Chinese laws do more, they reward virtue. ~ Oliver Goldsmith

This is a court of law young man, not a court of justice. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made. ~ Otto Von Bismarck

The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress. ~ Quentin Crisp

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked. ~ Robert D. Sprecht

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. ~ Samuel Butler

Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate. ~ Sebastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort

I was never ruined but twice; once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. ~ Voltaire

Laws are not masters, but servants, and he rules them, who obeys them. ~ Ward Becker

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. ~ Will Rogers

Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice. ~ William Mcilvanney

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