Humorous Quotes attributed to Lord Byron
1788-1824, British Poet
- All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
- And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but the truth in masquerade.
- Dreading that climax of all human ills the inflammation of his weekly bills.
- Her great merit is finding out mine -- there is nothing so amiable as discernment.
- I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
- I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
- I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned.
- I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.
- I shall soon be six-and-twenty. Is there anything in the future that can possibly console us for not being always twenty-five?
- Letter writing is the only device for combining solitude with good company.
- Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
- Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
- So for a good old-gentlemanly vice, I think I must take up with avarice.
- There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who would ever shave themselves in such a state?
- The Cardinal is at his wit's end -- it is true that he had not far to go.
- Think not I am what I appear.
- What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
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