Mel Brooks on Serbia...
At night, you can't do anything, because all of Belgrade is lit by a
ten-watt bulb, and you can't go anywhere, because Tito has the car... And
the food in Yugoslavia is either very good or very bad. One day we arrived
on location late and starving and they served us fried chains. When we got
to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us.
They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed. ~ Playboy, Feb 1975