Humorous Quotes from
Bob Hope Movies

He's gonna sing, folks. Now's the time to go out and get the popcorn. ~ Road to Bali

The girls call me Pilgrim, because every time I dance with one I make a little progress. ~ Ghost Breakers

Pardon me, am I protruding? ~ Ghost Breakers

Brave men run in my family. ~ The Paleface

Don't be frightened, Francesca. I'm scared enough for all of us. ~ Casanova's Big Night

That dress does things for you. Doesn't do me any harm either. ~ My Favorite Spy

You see, I wanted to be a detective too. It only took brains, courage, and a gun...and I had the gun. ~ My Favorite Brunette

[Seeing the desert for the first time] This must be the place where they empty all the old hourglasses. ~ Road to Morroco

[ogling Toni] Mmmm, that's a bundle! She looks like Dorothy Lamour with her clothes on. ~ Caught in the Draft

Let's all drink gin and make wry faces. ~ The Cat and the Canary

I'm so scared, even my goose pimples have goose pimples. ~ The Cat and the Canary

Let's get out of here before my knees beat each other to death. ~ My Favourite Blonde

They (women) wanna wipe their eyes on your bankroll. ~ Road to Zanzibar

Joan : Well, then take your mask off.
Hope : Oh, no. I couldn't do that. I haven't got anything on underneath it.
~ Casanova's Big Night

Bing : He's a philanthropist.
Hope : I don't care who he votes for.
~ Road to Zanzibar

Joan : Your lips are fire.
Hope : I know. Saves a fortune on matches.
~ Casanova's Big Night

Dorothy : I'm at my wit's end!
Hope : I passed there an hour ago.
~ My Favorite Brunette

Virginia: I here there are pirates in these waters.
Hope: Yeah? Well let them stay there, they're dangerous on ships!
~ Princess and the Pirate

Nydia: Don't big empty houses scare you?
Hope: Not me, I used to be in vaudeville.
~ The Cat and the Canary

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