Humorous Quotes attributed to Ray Romano
1957- , American Comic, Television Actor

(At The 57th Annual Golden Globe Awards) I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

"Eulogy " which is the independent film I did this Spring is being screened this week, but I'm just part of a large ensemble cast, so they can't blame me totally if it tanks.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform. (Everything and a Kite)

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to say married, get two. (Everything and a Kite)

I came from an Italian house. The refrigerator was always full. I never knew you had to buy food. I thought there were food fairies that came at night. (Everything and a Kite)

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

I think maybe my four-year-old has come up with a new metaphor. We don’t want “everything out of life,” we want “everything and a kite”! (Everything and a Kite)

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good -- that's not where my comedy comes from.

My daughter’s tricycle said “Some Assembly Required.” It came in a jar. (Everything and a Kite)

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith. (Everything and a Kite)

The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.

This year, I will hug my wife more. Or have my assistant hug her more for me.

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