Humorous Quotes from Spooky Movies

Of course I like him. I like pizzas too, but I'm not gonna marry one. (The Exorcist)

Have you ever heard of exorcism? Well, it's a stylized ritual in which the rabbi or the priest try to drive out the so-called invading spirit. It's been pretty much discarded these days except by the Catholics who keep it in the closet as a sort of an embarrassment. (The Exorcist)

Would you like some bourbon in that, father?
Well, my doctor says I shouldn't but thank God my will is weak.
(The Exorcist)

I've flown this route before. It was on the wings of a demon. (Exorcist II)

Satan has become an embarrassment to our progressive views. (Exorcist II)

You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct. (Blade)

Pearl, you're history. Have the good grace to die with some f***ing dignity. (Blade)

I'll tell you what we (vampires) are, sister. We're the top of the f***ing food chain.
(Blade)

I never drink ... wine. ~ Dracula (in Bram Stoker's Dracula)

They say you are a man of good ... taste. ~ (Bram Stoker's Dracula)

Is this your wife? What a lovely throat. ~ Dracula (in Nosferatu)

Tomorrow I'm going to call someone.
Like who? I looked in the Yellow Pages. "Furniture Movers" we've got; "Strange Phenomenon," there's no listing.
(Poltergeist)

Go to Hell!
Heaven. Only Heaven. At least get the zip code right.
(The Prophecy)

Humans .. and how I love you talking monkeys for this .. know more about war
and treachery of the spirit than any angel. (The Prophecy)

Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is. (The Crow)

Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun! (The Crow)

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